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PROLOGUE / WELCOME

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"And now... the Amazing Karnak will tell you when you die!"
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STATUS / VIBES

Listening to: [Track name here]

Obsession level: 100%

Favorite Idol: [Jane Doe / Mischa / etc.]

WEBMASTER LOGS

Date: 2026.xx.xx

Added more blinkies. Still thinking about space-aged bachelor pads in Ukraine.

ST. CASSIANCHAMBER CHOIR

Click/edit sections for each unfortunate soul of Uranium, Saskatchewan.

OCEAN ROSENBERG

The fairest-fair, president of everything.

Ocean
[Ocean PNG slot]

CONSTANCE BLACKWOOD

Nicest girl in Saskatchewan.

Constance
[Constance PNG slot]

MISCHA BACHKIN

Ticles of my heart / Jane/Talia forever.

Mischa
[Mischa PNG slot]

NOEL CACHERMAN

The romantic metric French film star of a choir.

Noel
[Noel PNG slot]

RICKY PROSSER

Space cat / Karnak translator.

Ricky
[Ricky PNG slot]

JANE DOE

Headless doll, looking for a skull.

Jane
[Jane Doe PNG slot]

KAREN'S / KARNAK'S AUDIO DECK

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NOW PLAYING: TALE OF THE CATASTROPHE

LYRIC / HEADCANON NOTES

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